Would You Rather · Halloween
200 Halloween Would You Rather Questions
Ten blocks, twenty questions each, arranged the way an evening actually goes: costumes and sweets first, the properly frightening ones last. Read from the top, or jump to the block that fits the room.
- Warm-ups that won't scare anyone
- Costumes, and what you have to wear all evening
- Candy and the long walk
- Horror films and their unwritten rules
- Inside the haunted house
- Pumpkins, decorations and the front of the house
- If you had to be one of them
- At the Halloween party
- Frightening hypotheticals
- The genuinely grim ones
Before you start
The whole rulebook, in four lines
- One person reads a question. Everyone answers out loud, at the same time, on a count of three — that stops the room copying whoever spoke first.
- Anyone in the minority has fifteen seconds to defend their answer. That is where the game lives; the question is only the excuse.
- No abstaining, no “both”, no “neither”. The forced choice is the entire mechanic.
- If a question dies, skip it. There are a hundred and ninety-nine more.
One warning specific to this page. The last two blocks are not spooky-fun; they are frightening and, at the very end, sad. They work at eleven at night with people who know each other, and land badly at seven with a room full of children. The first block was written for exactly that room instead.
Warm-ups that won't scare anyone
Start here. Nothing in this block is frightening, which is the point — the room has to laugh twice before it will sit still for anything darker.
- hand out the candy or go door to door for it
- wear a costume nobody recognises or wear the same costume as three other people
- carve the pumpkin or be the one who cleans out the seeds
- have the scariest house on the street or have the house everyone stops at for the best sweets
- go to a party where everyone is in costume or go to one where nobody bothered
- be trusted with the candy bowl or be trusted with the music
- decorate three weeks early or decorate the afternoon of
- have real candles in the pumpkin or have the little battery ones that never blow out
- know every neighbour on the street or know none of them and answer the door anyway
- get a full-size chocolate bar from one house or get handfuls of small ones from ten
- be the adult walking behind or be the child running ahead
- have a costume that is warm or have a costume that looks right
- watch the film with the lights on or watch it with the lights off and the sound down
- be handed an apple or be handed a toothbrush
- run out of sweets at eight o'clock or have three bags left on the first of November
- have a pumpkin that rots by the thirtieth or have one that lasts until December
- answer the door in costume or answer the door in a dressing gown
- be the house that gives out crisps or be the house that gives out raisins
- walk a mile for good streets or stay on your own street and take what comes
- have one perfect photo of the night or have forty blurry ones
Costumes, and what you have to wear all evening
Every costume is a trade between how good it looks and how survivable it is at hour four. That trade is the whole block.
- wear a costume you cannot sit down in or wear one you cannot see out of
- have the best costume at a bad party or have the worst costume at a great one
- spend two months making it or spend eleven pounds on it that afternoon
- be recognised instantly by everyone or explain it forty times and enjoy explaining it
- wear a mask all night or wear face paint that takes an hour to remove
- match with your entire group or be the only one who dressed up at all
- have a costume that terrifies small children or have one that makes adults laugh out loud
- be too hot for six hours or be cold for six hours
- wear something that makes noise when you move or wear something that sheds glitter on everyone
- go as something from the year you were born or go as something from a hundred years before it
- have a costume with working lights or have one with a working smoke machine
- be unable to eat in your costume or be unable to use your phone in it
- wear a hat that keeps falling off or wear shoes you cannot walk in
- go as a very obscure reference or go as the single most obvious thing that year
- be the third-best costume in every photo or be the best costume in none of them
- have a costume nobody can photograph well or have one that only works in photos
- dress as your own boss or dress as your own mother
- wear something you have to keep adjusting or wear something you have to keep apologising for
- have wings that knock things over or have a tail that people step on
- be complimented all night on the wrong part of it or be asked all night what you are
Candy and the long walk
The economics of trick-or-treating: distance against yield, generosity against dentistry, and what you do with the bits nobody wants.
- get one enormous bar or get thirty small ones
- be given money instead of sweets or be given something homemade
- have first pick of the bowl or have last pick but twice as much
- trade away your favourites for quantity or keep six pieces you love and nothing else
- find one thing you have never seen before or find twenty of the thing you already like
- have the sweets sorted by type or have them sorted by how much you want them
- eat everything on the night or make it last until Christmas
- be the child who says thank you every time or be the child who is three houses ahead
- be given something healthy by someone kind or be given something wonderful by someone rude
- have a bucket that fills up too fast to carry or have a bag that splits at the last house
- know exactly which house gives what or discover it fresh every year
- be allowed one street or be allowed anywhere until nine
- share your haul with a sibling or hide it and be found out
- get chocolate that melted in your pocket or get something so sour you cannot finish it
- be the house that runs out first or be the house nobody came to
- have your parents check every wrapper or have nobody check anything at all
- receive a full-size bar from a stranger or receive a small one from someone who knows your name
- be given the flavour everyone trades away or be given the one everyone fights over
- carry a torch and no sweets or carry sweets and no torch
- finish the night with sore feet or finish it with a stomach ache
Horror films and their unwritten rules
These assume you have seen enough horror to know the rules everyone in the film seems not to know.
- be the character who investigates the noise or be the one who says let us leave right now
- know how the film ends before it starts or be genuinely surprised and genuinely frightened
- survive the film as the least interesting character or die spectacularly in the first ten minutes
- watch it alone or watch it with someone who talks all the way through
- be chased slowly by something unstoppable or be chased quickly by something you might outrun
- be in a film where the monster is never shown or be in one where you see it in the first scene
- have the soundtrack that warns you or have silence and no warning at all
- be the one who believes the child or be the one who tells the child to go back to bed
- live in the house with the basement or live in the house with the attic
- be the friend nobody believes or be the friend everyone believes too late
- have a phone with no signal or have a phone with one bar and someone who never picks up
- be in a haunted house you cannot leave or be in an open field with something out there
- watch a film that scares you for one night or watch one that ruins one specific ordinary object forever
- face something that reasons with you or face something that does not
- be filmed by a found-footage camera or be watched by a security camera nobody checks
- be the character who runs upstairs or be the character who hides in the wardrobe
- know the monster's rules and obey them or not know them and improvise
- have the ending explained or have it left ambiguous forever
- be scared by something you see or be scared by something you only hear
- be in a slasher or be in a ghost story
Inside the haunted house
Two ways to be frightened on purpose: paying for it, or discovering that the house you live in came with something.
- go through a haunted house first or go through it last
- be allowed to touch the actors or have them allowed to touch you
- be frightened by jump scares or be frightened by atmosphere alone
- go in with someone braver than you or go in with someone more frightened
- know it is all actors or be genuinely unsure
- be the one leading the group or be the one at the back
- work in a haunted house every October or never work another October in your life
- be scared badly once or be mildly unsettled for a fortnight
- live in a house where doors close on their own or live in one where you always hear one extra footstep
- have a ghost that is friendly but never leaves or have one that appears once and terrifies you forever
- be able to see them or be able to hear them and never look
- learn your house has a history or learn it and be unable to tell anyone
- spend a night in a famous haunted building or spend a night alone in the building you grew up in
- have every mirror covered or have every window uncurtained
- find a diary that explains everything or find one that explains nothing and is in your handwriting
- be haunted by something that wants something or be haunted by something with no interest in you at all
- have the cold spot in the hall or have the cold spot in your bedroom
- be believed by everyone or be believed by nobody and be right
- know the house is haunted before you move in or find out after the papers are signed
- be the ghost who cannot leave or be the ghost nobody notices
Pumpkins, decorations and the front of the house
Carving is the one Halloween craft where everyone has an opinion and nobody has practised. Here is the whole argument.
- carve a face freehand or use a template and get it right
- grow the pumpkin yourself or buy the biggest one on the lot
- have a pumpkin that lasts or have one that looks incredible for three days
- do one enormous pumpkin or do six small ones
- be good at carving or be good at the design and bad at the knife
- keep the seeds and roast them or throw the whole inside away and save an hour
- have the tidiest display on the street or have the strangest one
- put up decorations that frighten children or put up ones that make the street laugh
- have a fog machine or have a sound system playing something distant
- decorate the inside or decorate only what people see from the pavement
- be the house with the elaborate graveyard or be the house with one perfect pumpkin
- have to take it all down on the first or leave it up until the middle of November
- carve the pumpkin with a child or carve it properly and alone
- have a design nobody understands or have the same face as every other house
- use a real candle and risk it or use a fake one and know it
- have a pumpkin stolen or have one smashed on your own path
- make the whole street jealous or make the whole street join in
- spend a day on it or spend twenty minutes and be finished
- have a lantern that lights the path or have one that hides in the hedge and startles people
- be told your pumpkin is terrifying or be told it is beautiful
If you had to be one of them
Standard-issue monsters, taken as career options rather than as villains.
- be a vampire who cannot go out in daylight or be a werewolf who loses three nights a month
- be invisible but never able to become visible again or be able to fly but only at walking pace
- live forever and watch everyone go or live one life and be the only one who remembers it
- be a ghost who can move objects or be a ghost who can speak
- be feared by everyone or be pitied by everyone
- have to be invited in or have to count every grain of spilled salt
- be a monster with a weakness everyone knows or be one whose weakness nobody has found
- turn into something at midnight or turn into something whenever you are frightened
- be the creature in the woods or be the thing under the stairs
- be a mummy who remembers the old life or be a skeleton who remembers nothing
- be immortal and bored or be mortal and out of time
- have to sleep in the ground or have to stay awake forever
- be hunted by professionals or be hunted by amateurs with more enthusiasm than sense
- be a monster nobody believes in or be one everyone has photographed
- have a reflection that lies or have no reflection at all
- be feared in one town forever or be forgotten everywhere immediately
- be the villain in a story children love or be the hero in a story nobody tells
- have claws you cannot hide or have a face you cannot show
- be a witch with one enormous spell or be one with a hundred small useful ones
- be the monster or be the one who explains that there is no monster or be the one who is right either way
At the Halloween party
Written for a room that has already arrived. Nothing here needs a costume budget or a torch.
- host the party or be the guest who arrives first
- be in charge of the music or be in charge of the food
- have a party where everyone plays the games or have one where everyone talks all night
- run a costume contest or refuse to have one and avoid the argument
- be judged best costume by strangers or be judged worst by your friends who know it is funny
- have a party that ends at ten or have one that ends at four
- have the same twenty people every year or have twenty different people every year
- be the one who organises the games or be the one who wins them
- tell the ghost story or be told it in the dark by someone good at it
- have a party with a strict theme or have one where anything goes
- be the person everyone photographs or be the person who takes every photograph
- know everyone at the party or know two people and leave knowing ten
- have the food run out or have the drink run out
- be the first to dance or be the last to leave
- have a party in a house too small or have one in a house too big
- play a game that lasts twenty minutes or play one that lasts all night
- be paired with a stranger for every game or be paired with the same friend for all of them
- lose spectacularly and be remembered or win quietly and not be
- have the neighbours complain or have the neighbours join
- clean up alone the next morning or clean up together at three in the morning
Frightening hypotheticals
The room is warm by now. These are meant to be genuinely uncomfortable, and every one of them has two defensible answers.
- know the exact date you will die or know nothing and wonder every year
- hear a voice nobody else hears saying nothing frightening or hear silence where a voice should be
- be lost in a forest at night or be lost in a city where nobody answers you
- be alone in a building you know or be with a stranger in a building you do not
- lose the memory of one year or lose the memory of one person
- be able to see how everyone will die or be able to see when your own kindness fails
- wake up somewhere with no idea how you got there or go to sleep knowing exactly what is coming
- have a recurring nightmare that never changes or have a different one every night
- be trapped in a small space for an hour or be lost in an enormous one for a day
- be watched by something you never see or see something once and never again
- have every mirror show you a second late or have every photograph show one extra person
- know a secret that would ruin you or have someone else know it
- hear your own voice from another room or hear a knock from inside the house
- be certain you are alone and be wrong or be certain you are not alone and be right
- never dream again or dream only of the same corridor
- be forgotten by everyone you love or remember everyone who has forgotten you
- have your reflection blink first or have your shadow arrive a moment behind you
- be the only one awake in a house or be the only one asleep in a crowd
- know the ending of your own story or be surprised by it
- face a fear once and be free or avoid it forever and be safe
The genuinely grim ones
The last block, and the one to skip with a group that is not ready. Read this before you read it aloud.
- be remembered for your worst hour or be forgotten entirely
- know what everyone really thinks of you or never be sure of anyone again
- save a stranger and lose a friend or save a friend and never know who the stranger was
- be the last of your family to die or be the first
- have your worst decision made public or have your best one credited to someone else
- live your life again with the same mistakes or live a different one with worse ones you cannot foresee
- be told you have one year or be told nothing and have one month
- lose your memories and stay yourself or keep them and become someone else
- be hated for something you did or be loved for something you did not
- know the exact hour you stopped being needed or never notice it happening
- give up ten years to undo one day or keep the years and keep the day
- be the one who leaves or be the one left
- know how you will be described at your funeral or be there and hear it
- be right about something terrible or be wrong and never find out
- have your last conversation be an argument or have no last conversation at all
- be able to apologise once to anyone or be able to forgive yourself once
- know which of your friendships will not survive the decade or find out as each one goes
- have everything you ever wrote read aloud or have all of it destroyed
- be the person nobody worries about or be the person everyone worries about
- have one more hour with someone you have lost or have one more year of not missing them
Where the lantern came from
It was a turnip, and the museum still has one
The carved lantern did not start as a pumpkin. In the Irish Folklife Collection of the National Museum of Ireland there is an object catalogued as F1943.350 — a “ghost turnip”. The museum received a turnip lantern in 1943 from a schoolteacher, Rois Ní Braonáin, who was teaching near Fintown in County Donegal; she said it was the type always made in that locality around 1900. What is on display is a plaster cast of it, made and painted by the museum’s artist, Eileen Barnes.1
Candles went inside, and the lanterns were used to frighten people on the night of 31 October. The museum’s own description of the pumpkin is blunt: it is “an American development of this Irish tradition”.1
Worth knowing before you carve one this year: a turnip is considerably harder than a pumpkin, which is why the tradition changed continents and vegetables at the same time.
Who actually plays
A third of the country is at a party
Halloween reads as a children’s evening, and the numbers say otherwise. The National Retail Federation runs an annual consumer survey with Prosper Insights & Analytics; the 2025 round covered 8,045 people between 2 and 9 September, with a margin of error of plus or minus 1.1 percentage points.2
Of those surveyed, 73 per cent planned to mark the holiday at all. Handing out sweets was the most common plan at 66 per cent, followed by dressing up and decorating at 51 per cent each, and carving a pumpkin at 46 per cent. Throwing or attending a party came in at 32 per cent, and visiting a haunted house at 24 per cent. Total spending was expected to reach $13.1 billion, or $114.45 a head.2
That 32 per cent is the reason this page exists. Roughly a third of the people marking Halloween are in a room with other people and an evening to fill, and at some point somebody has to suggest something. A list of questions costs nothing and needs no setup.
One more number
56.6 million houses with steps
The Census Bureau publishes a Halloween edition of its Facts for Features series, and it is mostly a portrait of the evening drawn from ordinary statistics. Of 133.2 million occupied housing units in the United States, 56.6 million have steps up to the front door — both figures from the 2023 American Housing Survey. There were 73.1 million children under eighteen as of 1 July 2024, and, from the 2023 County Business Patterns, 681 establishments renting formal wear and costumes.3
None of that tells you anything about ghosts. It does tell you that the evening is a logistics problem for a very large number of households at once, which is its own kind of remarkable.
Running it well
Four things that go wrong on Halloween specifically
Opening with the dark block. The last twenty questions are about death, regret and being forgotten. They are good questions and they are wasted on a room that has not settled. Start at the top.
Reading them in costume, in a mask. Nobody can hear you. Take the mask off to read, put it back on to answer — it also makes the answers funnier.
Mixing ages without adjusting. The first, third and sixth blocks work for any age at all. The horror block assumes people have seen the films, and the last two assume everyone is old enough to have lost something.
Letting one person hold the floor. Fifteen seconds, and somebody has to enforce it. The rhythm is what makes this a game rather than a conversation about mortality.
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Questions about the questions
Common ones
Are these suitable for children?
The first block is written for exactly that, and the candy, pumpkin and monster blocks work for any age. The horror block assumes you have seen horror films, and the last two blocks — frightening hypotheticals and the grim ones — are for adults. They are marked on the page and easy to skip.
How many players do you need?
Three is the practical minimum: with two people there is no majority to be in the minority of, and the defend-your-answer rule stops working. It scales up well. With twelve or more, split into teams and score guesses about what the other team will say.
What do you do at a Halloween party that is not a game?
Read a block out loud while people are still arriving and nobody knows each other yet — it is the cheapest way to get a room talking, because answering takes one second and defending takes fifteen. Then leave it and come back to it when the party flags at the two-hour mark.
Can you play this while trick-or-treating?
It is better than it sounds. The walking between houses is the dead time on the evening, and the candy and costume blocks are made of questions a child can answer while moving. No phone, no reading required if the adult remembers a few.
What if someone answers “both” or refuses to pick?
That is the one rule worth defending. The forced choice is the entire mechanic; without it you have a discussion, not a game. The usual fix is a friendly penalty — anyone who refuses reads the next three questions.
Where did these questions come from?
They were written for this page, in the same shape as the rounds in Party Battle Book: two options that are each defensible, so the interesting part is the reason rather than the answer. A question with an obvious right answer is a dead question.
Sources
Where the facts on this page come from
- National Museum of Ireland, Irish Folklife Collection, “Ghost turnip”, object F1943.350. The donation in 1943 by Rois Ní Braonáin of Fintown, Co. Donegal, the dating of the type to around 1900, the plaster cast by museum artist Eileen Barnes, the use of candles on 31 October, and the description of the pumpkin as an American development of the Irish tradition are all the museum’s own. Object page.
- National Retail Federation, annual Halloween consumer survey conducted by Prosper Insights & Analytics, 2025 round: 8,045 respondents, fielded 2–9 September 2025, margin of error ±1.1 percentage points. Participation 73%; handing out sweets 66%; dressing in costume 51%; decorating 51%; carving a pumpkin 46%; throwing or attending a party 32%; visiting a haunted house 24%. Total spending $13.1 billion, $114.45 per person. Press release. Figures are for the United States and describe stated intentions before the holiday, not measured behaviour after it.
- U.S. Census Bureau, Facts for Features: Halloween: October 31, 2025. Housing figures (133.2 million occupied units, 56.6 million with steps) from the 2023 American Housing Survey; 73.1 million children under 18 as of 1 July 2024 from the Vintage 2024 Population Estimates; 681 formal wear and costume rental establishments from the 2023 County Business Patterns. Facts for Features.
Keep going
More from this side of the house
More Halloween, less reading: fifteen Halloween party games with the rules in full — what you need, how many people, how long each one takes.
The same game cut for other rooms: questions for teens, questions for work, or the whole would-you-rather collection with the rules and the history.
If a room wants more than one game, Party Battle Book has 117 rounds across seven kinds — charades, bluffs, debates, letter storms — one page each, no phones, no setup.